Privacy Policy

Shit I Don’t Use

No ads, no tracking, no cookies, no scripts, no invisible pixels, no fingerprinting, no localStorage, and no Cloudflare. This is not to meant to be an exhaustive list. I just am not using any of that kind of surveillance crap. Period.

Your Data

Here’s the deal: I don’t collect, track, or store your data. At all.

That means:

• I don’t know who you are
• I don’t know where you’re from
• I don’t know what you did
• I don’t know if you love me
• I don’t know how you found this site
• I don’t track what you click on
• I don’t store anything in your browser

Privacy Rights and Legal Stuff

You may not request to have your data deleted, because there is no data to delete, and such a request would inherently give me more data about you than I want.

If you’re wondering about GDPR, CCPA, or whatever new privacy law just dropped - they don’t apply here because I literally don’t collect, track, or store anything to begin with.

Contact

If you actually have questions about my simple privacy policy then that’s on you, don’t bother me about it.